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Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.
Don’t be afraid to bleach your hair ever again! All you need is this secret ingredient called coconut oil. It can be quite pricey…but oh man it’s worth it. 30 mins -1 hour before you bleach your hair, melt some coconut oil and rub it all over your hair and scalp. Put the bleach over the coconut oil. That allows the bleach to dye your hair, but the oil protects it from drying out and being damaged. It worked for me! My hair has never felt so soft…even after bleaching it.
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It’s a fancy way of saying “symbolic drawing.” But it’s more than that, too. A sigil is a representation of an idea, and more specifically, a goal, dream, ambition, hope or desire. By writing out something you truly want to happen in your life, and turning those words into a symbol that is personally meaningful to you, it brings that entirely imaginary thought one step closer to existing in the real world.
If you want to keep something close, bury it in your back yard.
If you want to attract something, bury it under the front door step
If you want to destroy its influence, burn it.
If you want it to move away and sink, throw it in running water
If you want to disperse it to a distance, throw it into a crossroads
If you want to fix its influence, inter it in a five-spot pattern
If you want it to work by means of spirits, bury it in a graveyard
If you want to hide its point of origin, conceal it in a tree
If you want it to work in secret, give it in food or drink
If you want it to work by stealth, hide it in clothing or on objects
If you want its influence to begin or strengthen, throw it East
If you want its influence to end or weaken, throw it West
If you want its influence to rise and fall cyclicly, float it in a tidal estuary
Oh, guys. Oh. Guys. This, if you’re ever stuck on how to perform a spell! Handy little guide of awesome.
This has been my go-to soup recipe for years now, since it’s yummy and pretty adaptable to whatever ingredients I have on hand. It was originally adapted from the awesome cookbook, Veganomicon.
- a stove
- a stirring spoon
- a knife
- a cutting board
- a can opener
- a soup pot
- Garlic, minced
- 1 Onion, minced
- 1 can of Chickpeas (or White Northern beans)
- Vegetables, diced (I always combine cruciferous, starchy and root vegs, so like broccoli with carrots and potatoes or squash)
- Herbs, fresh and/or dried (I especially LOVE using dill/ thyme/ tarragon here.)
- 1-2 Vegetable flavored or Chick*n flavored bouillon cubes
- Noodles (optional and gluten free if necessary)
- 2 tablespoons of Olive oil
- Salt & pepper to taste
Heat the olive oil in a heavy-bottomed stockpot. Once hot, add the vegetables, the garlic and the onion. Sautée them until the onion looks a bit transparent. Then add the beans, the bouillon cubes, the herbs and spices, and sautée them a bit more. The amount of water that you’ll add next will depend on whether you want a small or a big batch of soup. (I usually start with about 3 cups. If I prefer a bigger pot of soup, I always add water later, along with more herbs and spices.) Let the soup cook for a while on medium heat until the liquid is bubbly. Afterwards, heat the soup on low until all the vegetables are soft. Voilá!
What you’ll need:
- teaspoon of cinnamon
- teaspoon of nutmeg
- a bowl and spoon
- three coins of low denomination (pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters)
- an old purse or wallet
Best done night of new moon.
Gather up all your ingredients and sit somewhere with a flat surface. Seat yourself comfortably and take a few deep breaths to relax your mind and body. When you are ready, take your cinnamon and nutmeg and mix them together in your bowl.
As you mix your powder, imagine the money in your bank account increasing to a larger number that you would prefer. Think big but don’t go overboard or get greedy or your energy will scatter.
Focus on that amount as you take your coins, and toss them until you get one tail and two heads. Put the coins and your new attraction powder into your purse or wallet and shake it up while repeating out loud:
"Attraction Powder let it be
Send me all the luck I need.”
Place this purse where you keep any financial records or money documents.
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